An Ode to Robert Pattinson on this, the day of his fourth film as a sparkly vegetarian vampire

Part of me really wishes that IT would come do a virus check on my computer, because they would find the following images/gifs on my desktop (and the resulting conversation would be hilarious and I wouldn’t get in any trouble because it’s for the blog– it’s actually for the blog. Which makes me realize for the zillionth time how much I love working here.)

I call the following: “In which RPattz reads, and other verbs.” Enjoy, and you’re welcome.

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In which RPattz reads:

  

In which RPattz plays instruments:

  

In which RPattz stands surrounded by bookshelves and talks to someone we can’t see:   

In which RPattz walks:

In which RPattz laughs at my very funny joke:

In which RPattz touches his hair like he does when he’s nervous, which is always:

In which RPattz dances like no one’s watching:

In which RPattz does calisthenics:

In which RPattz bites because he’s a vampire:

In which RPattz broods:

In which RPattz protects: 

In which RPattz smolders:   

 

T-minus 14 hours till Breaking Dawn, Twihards. Are you ready?

–Kristen D.

P.S. To get you through the next half-day, I leave you with this, entitled: “In which RPattz takes care of business whilst wearing both a pinkie ring and an open weave skinny tie.”

Yes, sir.

 

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